Friday, June 26, 2009

Why There Was No Column Last Week

I didn't run a column last week because I was fired from the paper. Due to the mob that was building in front of my editor's house, the paper has reconsidered their decision to dismiss me in order to avoid an "Iran-like situation", according to a press release.

Alright, I made all of that up. I was actually having a secret affair with some woman in Argentina. I'm back this week.

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